Post by GG Admin on Mar 13, 2008 17:26:46 GMT 1
Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, events, and other specified things have been altered, changed, or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, myself.
Gossip Girl here; ever wonder what the lives of chosen ones are really like? Welcome to New York City’s Upper East Side, where my friends and I live and go to school and eat and play and sleep—sometimes with each other. We all live in huge apartments with our own bedrooms, bathrooms and phone lines. We have unlimited access to money and our parents are rarely home, so we have tons of privacy. We’re smart, we inherited classic good looks, we wear fantastic clothes, and we know how to party. Our shit still stinks, but you can’t smell it because the bathroom is sprayed hourly by the maid with a refreshing scent made exclusively for us by French perfumers. It’s a luxe life, but someone’s gotta live it.
New Update!
We are all still recovering from our hangovers after the Valentine's Day dance, and naturally still talking about the blowout between two very pissed off, drunk, and rich ex-lovers, you know who i'm talking about. Those same two lovers are quietly nursing their wounds, and we should all be drinking red bull and Gatorade to rid ourselves of our splitting headaches..
Let the Flames begin
Where to start? Should i go all the way back to divulge all the juicy, dark details of how it began, share its brutal end, or jump right to the consequences? B's affair with C has come to a screeching halt, in case you didn't notice, and this disaster may have hurt her more than she'll admit. It escalated from N coming to return a phone containing some not-so-innocent dirt in it, to C's uncanny arrival at the absolute worst moment possible. Like the saying, wrong place at the wrong time - only times like a zillion! N explodes into a rage (yay N, so you actually have some emotions after all?) and nearly murders his (ex) best friend. Whew. And if that drama isn't enough - N storms off and C is left to deliver the final blow, turning and deserting B with no hesitation - forgetting her like a bad sense of humor and dropping her into the grave she dug herself. Only question is, is Blair in too deep over her head this time - or will she make another miraculous recovery? My prediction is we won't be disappointed.
But Try not to get Burned
Now to the Valentine's Dance. B and C, need I say more? I'm not going to go into painful detail - everyone saw it - and if you didn't see it, that means you weren't at the dance, which means you weren't invited, which means it shouldn’t really matter if you know all the dirty details because your social bubble will never even brush theirs. No offense.
But anyway, all the gossip I’ve been hearing has pretty much covered everything I could repeat on here. So why bother?
Goody. It sounds like everyone is on their best worst behavior, as usual. Remember to keep me informed. This page is all about you (when it’s not about me).
I'll be watching. This is going to be huge.
xoxo
Gossip Girl
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