The Hamptons: The Real New York

[admin dani]

Welcome to the Hamptons.
Cue the drama.

Go on, admit it. You've always wondered what the lives of the beautiful people are really like. You're wondering, 'Are they really that many A-list events, wild parties, and drama spreading like wildfire? Is that even possible? And are they really that much happier and better than I am?' Let's face it, everyone has asked themselves that question from time to time--well, maybe not everyone, because I know I most certainly haven't. Why, you may ask? Well, I am one of the Lucky Ones. Yes, I am one of the beautiful, over-indulged and under-supervised teens of the Hamptons elite. The only difference between me and the rest of them, however, is that I know everything that goes on around here and I can't wait to tell it. But we're getting a bit ahead of ourselves, now aren't we?

I am here to tell you that not only is the answer to everyone's question a resounding yes, but your curiosity is about to be sated, thanks to MTV's hottest new reality show. Think Laguna Beach, but with a much prettier--and somewhat publicly classier--cast. It's The Hills, but more scandalous. 8th and Ocean, without the boring modeling part. Now you've got the idea behind The Hamptons: The Real New York. And yes, it is all real, albeit there may be a bit of selective editing in the post-production stage. This show will most certainly be the hottest conversation topic of the summer; its cast will be skyrocketed to insta-celeb status. Lucky for you, the cast are my closest BFFs, haters, and frenemies, along with their families, and they're not that great at keeping secrets, either. So you'll finally get your long-desired peek behind the velvet rope.

The Hamptons are known for star-studded events, explosive scandals--more often than not including celebrities, and being one of the most expensive and exclusive places to live, work, and play. But if there's one thing these elite teens know how to do, it's how to work hard and play harder, how to start a scandal and make a scene. They are the young and the reckless, and they accept nothing less than the best and having their every whim catered to by their parents and the help. As for me? Well, I'm everywhere. So when the shit hits the fan, I'll definitely be there to capture every single second of it with a Mojito in hand to enjoy the show. Summers in the Hamptons are always long and hot--and with even hotter girls and guys on camera, this summer promises to be nothing short of a scorcher.

So sit back, hang on, and enjoy the ride. Watch as you see people living the luxe lives you only wish you had. Hey, somebody's gotta live it, right? Pretty soon, you'll fall in love with us just like everyone else. Because let's face it, what's not to love? As for me? Well, I'll be your trusty narrator on the ride of your life. You can call me the Hamptonienne, and I'll be your official source on any and all gossip involving the Hamptons elite. Come on, tune in, indulge your guilty pleasure and enter our world where money is power, backstabbing is the the latest trend, sex and drugs run ramptant, parties are harder to get into than Harvard, and appearance is everything. After all, you really can't afford to get

a rip in your rep .
it's drama: Hamptons style